grizzly bear
Spent all last night trying to get a grizzly bear out of the kitchen. He seemed very friendly at first but I got the feeling he was going to turn nasty. Two work colleagues were in the kitchen with me. I crumbled up some Oxo cubes and sprinkled them over an old jumper. I dragged this across the floor in front of the bear and coaxed him into the garden. I threw the jumper as far as I could and the bear ran after it. I ran back to the kitchen, slammed the door shut and bolted it. Looking out of the window I saw my workmates outside. I opened the door and they got in just in time.
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